My Little Gestapo Dungeon osa 76 - Niggarannikon Muoviaidat

 

- Frau..Herr JesusKommandant, saimme vastauksia muovifirmoilta

- Miltä helvetin.. muovifirmoilta..

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Käskitte viikonloppuna sammumisen rajamailla kysyä muovinvalmistajilta aitaa

 

 

 

 

 

 

- Aitaa? NIIN! Aivan. Aitaa euroopan etelään, välimeren rannikolle, aloittaen Espanjasta. Estämään neekerien invaasiota. Näin oli suunnitelma

- Yksi firmoista oli hyvin varteenotettava. Plasticonline, tässä keskustelumme:

 

 

 

 

 - Vallan mainiota! He ovat valmiita eivätkä kyselleet turhia. "leikkipuistomuovia.." Sehän on vieläkin parempi, rakennamme "leikkipuistoa", emmekä rasistista neekeriaitaa. Menee päättäjiltä läpi paremmin. Adjutantti! Laita heille yhteystietomme niin päästään auttamaan espanjan poikia!!

 

 

 

Intermission - Suomenn Oksia osa 3

 

 

Intermission - Suomenn Oksia

 

 

 

 

Rookertti Eepertin Parhaita osa 11

 

 Zardoz

 "It may not make you an Apathetic, but it will certainly age you by two hours."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Papillon

 
"Hoffman is using his limp again from “Midnight Cowboy,” and McQueen squints into the sun a lot, and that’s about it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 End of Days

 
"We learn that once every 1,000 years a woman is born who, if she is impregnated 20 years later by the Prince of Darkness during the hour from 11 p.m. to 12 a.m. on the last day of the millennium, will give birth to the anti-Christ

I was asking myself: “Eastern Standard Time?” The answer, Jericho is told, is that the exact timing was meticulously worked out centuries ago by the Gregorian monks.

Let’s see. Rome is seven hours ahead of New York. In other words, those clever monks said, “The baby will be conceived between 6 and 7 a.m. on Jan. 1, Rome time, but that will be between 11 p.m. and 12 a.m. in a city that does not yet exist, on a continent we have no knowledge of, assuming the world is round, and there are different times in different places as it revolves around the sun, which of course it would be a heresy to suggest.” With headaches like this, no wonder they invented Gregorian chants to take the load off."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 American Psycho

 
"Lives could have been saved if instead of living in a high-rise, Bateman had been supplied with a basement, a workbench and a lot of nails to pound."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Starship Troopers

 
"You’d think a human race capable of interstellar travel might have developed an effective insecticide, but no.

Watching a film that largely consists of interchangeable characters firing machine guns at computer-generated Bugs, I was reminded of the experience of my friend McHugh. After obtaining his degree from Indiana University, he spent the summer in the employ of Acme Bug Control in Bloomington, Ind. One hot summer day, while he was spraying insecticide under a home, a trap door opened above his head, and a housewife offered him a glass of lemonade. He crawled up, filthy and sweaty, and as he drank the lemonade, the woman told her son, “Now, Jimmy–you study your books, or you’ll end up just like him!” I wanted to tell the troopers the same thing."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Armageddon

 
"There’s even a retread of the classic scene where they’re trying to disconnect the timer, and they have to decide whether to cut the red wire or the blue wire. The movie has forgotten that *this is not a terrorist bomb,* but a standard-issue U.S. military bomb, being defused by a military guy who is on board specifically because he knows about this bomb. A guy like that, the first thing he should know is, red or blue?"

 

 

 

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Rookertti Eepertin Parhaita osa 8

 

 Event Horizon

 "There is an accusation that someone has “broken the laws of physics,” and from the way it’s said you’d assume that offenders will be subject to fines or imprisonment. Of course there are no “laws” of physics–only observations about the way things seem to be. What you “break,” if you break anything, is not a law but simply an obsolete belief, now replaced by one that works better. Deeply buried in “Event Horizon” is a suspicion of knowledge. Maybe that’s why its characters have so little of it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Batman & Robin

 "My prescription for the series remains unchanged: scale down. We don’t need to see $2 million on the screen every single minute. Give the foreground to the characters, not the special effects. And ask the hard questions about Bruce Wayne. There is a moment in the film where we learn that the new telescope in the Gotham Observatory can look at any place on Earth. “Just don’t point it at my bedroom,” Bruce Wayne chuckles. What is he chuckling about?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Junior

 "As an actor with big muscles and a balky Austrian accent, you’d think he would be limited, and yet he knows himself so well that it gives him freedom: Is a pregnant Arnold any harder to believe, really, than Arnold as Conan the Barbarian?

Schwarzenegger is perfect for the role. Observe his acting carefully in “Junior,” and you’ll see skills that many “serious” actors could only envy. He never reaches for an effect. He never grabs for a joke. He never wrings an emotion out of reluctant material. He plays the role absolutely straight, trusting the material to make the points and get the laughs."

 

 

 

 

 

Robocop 3

"Why do they persist in making these retreads? Because “RoboCop” is a brand name, I guess, and this is this year’s new model. It’s an old tradition in Detroit to take an old design and slap on some fresh chrome."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Creepshow

 "The horrors in “Creepshow” are universal enough, and so is the approach. These stories have been inspired, right down to the very camera angles, by the classic EC Comics of the early 1950s titles like “Tales from the Crypt,” which curdled the blood of Eisenhower-era kids raised on such innocent stuff as Captain Marvel, and appalled their elders. (EC Comics almost single-handedly inspired the creation of the Comics Code Authority.) The filmmakers of “Creepshow” say they were raised on those old comics, and it would appear that their subsequent careers were guided by the Ol’ Crypt-Keeper’s bag of tales. 

The original full name of EC Comics was “Educational Comics,” and you got an education, all right. You learned it was unwise to stick your hand into a box labeled “Danger Do Not Open.” It was unwise to speak ill of the dead. And it was quite unwise to assume that cockroaches would never decide to gang up and fight back."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The Edge

 “The Edge” is like a wilderness adventure movie written by David Mamet, which is not surprising, since it was written by Mamet."

 

 

  

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